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If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    Nothing. I just stood up.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GO

  • Me:

    I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    I mean sure but I'm literally just-

  • Dog:

    I COME TOO

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    I need to open this door.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    Sigh.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GOING

  • Me:

    I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    Sure.

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No please don't you are-

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No there's no room and-

  • Dog:

    LAP

  • Me:

    No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

  • Dog:

    RIGHT HERE

  • Me:

    That's literally on top of my leg.

  • Dog:

    IT'S PERFECT PET ME

  • Me:

    I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I AM

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Dog:

    HOLD SLOBBER TOY

  • Dog:

    SNEEZE IN UR FACE

  • Me:

    .......

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holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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